hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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