This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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