did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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