I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we made out on top of his cat.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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