All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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