Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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