He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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