She announced her abortion via fbk
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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