ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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