I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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