Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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