I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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