Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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