your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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