I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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