i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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