my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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