Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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