Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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