I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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