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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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