Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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