I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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