i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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