Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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