Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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