Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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