I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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