I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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