Whod you bang
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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