didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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