i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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