Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
