i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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