What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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