no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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