I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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