this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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