so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I have fence marks all over my body
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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