Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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