sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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