I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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