Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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