Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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