why didn't you poke me back
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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