Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
