I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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