I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The adults are the big ones right?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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