Non-Jews are for practice
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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