Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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