trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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