Just fell off a train. Bad.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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