Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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