UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
