I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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