I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
should my penis look like a turkey
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
